Premium wallpapers.
Maximum slop.
Hand-picked by a human, over-produced by a machine. Croissants ascend. Teapots go supernova. Traffic cones contemplate the rain. Your lock screen deserves this kind of drama.
The Gallery
Pick your phone up top, tap ⬇️, and get a perfectly cropped wallpaper.
Feed the slop machine
The free ones stay free forever. If you want the rest (and want the machine to keep cooking), pick a snack size.
- The first 30 slops, forever
- Every phone size
- Unlimited downloads
- Smug feeling of getting something for nothing
- Unlocks every slop released up to today, forever
- Goes straight into generating more slops
- No subscription, no guilt, no follow-up emails
- Everything, including every future drop
- Cheaper than one bag of air with chips in it
- Cancel anytime, the croissant will understand
What the slop says about itself
Made-up quotes from the objects in our wallpapers. They are objects. They did not actually say any of this.
"I have been standing in this puddle since 2019. Finally, someone lit me properly."
"Was I baked or was I ascended? Both, apparently."
"They rendered my infinity pool beautifully. It's a puddle."
"Fits on the first try. Nobody believes me."
"I went supernova and all I got was this wallpaper."
"I left the meeting. I did not expect to end up in a desert."
Frequently Asked Slop
What is "slop", exactly?
Lovingly over-produced AI imagery: too much lens flare, too many god rays, epic composition for things that absolutely do not deserve it. We lean in. Hard.
Is it really halal?
Yes. Our house rules: no people, no animals or creatures with faces, no faces drawn on objects, no music instruments, no alcohol, no pork, no gambling, no idols or religious imagery, nothing indecent. The personality comes from the scene and the caption. Halal ingredients only; the drama is entirely our own.
How does the phone-size thing work?
Pick your phone at the top. When you tap download, your browser crops and resizes the original to your exact screen, right on your device. Nothing gets uploaded anywhere. Your choice is remembered next time.
Where does my money go?
Into the slop machine: image generation, upscaling and the human who rejects the ones that break our halal rules. The progress bar shows the real total raised so far; when it reaches the goal, we make the next drop of 100.
What's the difference between $3 and $1/month?
$3 once unlocks everything released up to the day you pay, forever. $1/month unlocks everything including future drops, for as long as you're subscribed.
Can I use these commercially?
Personal lock screens and home screens only, please. Your phone is the gallery.
Can I request a slop?
Soon. For now, feed the machine and think very hard about a dramatic sandwich.